In the graveyard at midnight, a lonely skeleton named Mortimer stumbled upon a frog with an eye patch and a cigarette, sitting atop a gravestone. Mortimer, ever the romantic, gathered the frog into his bony arms and whispered, "You're the only thing alive in this place, and that's saying something." The frog, unfazed, croaked softly, "Kid, if you can hold me without falling apart, maybe I’ll love you back—just try not to squish my ribs."
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
